This NY Times article really set my mind spinning this morning. It's about our total inability to get rid of heirloom furniture, be it ever so beat-up or uncomfortable. A few pieces of our own furniture leaped to mind... then a few more... and then I realized: almost every damn thing I own is a piece of heirloom furniture, and it's almost all beat to hell.
This has two main causes: (1) DH and I are poor and used to be more poor and we never buy furniture and (2) both of our parents homes are (or were) home to many of these items, and they didn't want them either.
Exhibit 1: The Haviland China ("The molds were broken in WWII!!). Worse than furniture and worth more. Bequested by my Great-Aunt Mary on her deathbed for when I married, which prompted guffaws from me at the time but lo and behold I am now married and my mother wasted no time in passing down the Fated Dishware of Imminent Guilt. Please note: I am the only person in my family with a toddler. I have no business owning this. So naturally, it's in the garage. I've never used it, not in 5 years. By the time I can use it (read: no kids in the house) I'll be morally obligated to pass it down to my own newly married daughter, who will never use it either.
Exhibit 2: The Wierd Cuplike Mexican Leather Chairs of Discomfort. Now more appropriately called the Cracked Decaying Porch Chairs of Discomfort. I keep swearing one day when I'm rich I will get them 're-done'. Whatev. As long as they don't end up like the Great-Grandmother Red Chair (left out in the rain) and Settee (Dog Bed).
Exhibit 3: The Easter Bar (topped by The Shed Painting). All right, this one's pretty cool, but will keep us from ever living in an apartment. It's huge and used mostly as a short open closet. It's just good to explain to people that, because I'm from Louisiana, it was a perfectly appropriate end-of-Lent gift in 1969. Happy Easter, here's a bar.
The list goes on. Our complicated and heavy bed from Wilson's grandmother, now with the varnish chewed off by wee Sparrow. Our complicated and rickety (but pricey) crib with varnish chewed off by same child (new, but automatic heirloom thanks to preciousness and the fact that Wilson's mother gifted it). The couch, every chair, the vanity, the chopping block, the cat bowl (ok, jk): in short, nearly every piece of furniture in the entire house.
Which makes a trip to Ikea an impossibility regardless of winning the lottery.